1982 was when Jaap van der Doelen shot his way out his mom dukes. A mere two years later he was already battling Big Brother and The Illuminati. Whenever he has time to spare from those efforts he writes (about music, mostly), and designs graphics for a living. You can find his writing in renowned publications such as Mass Appeal, Complex and HIJS. He also writes a weekly column in the Saturday edition of Dutch newspaper Brabants Dagblad. Jaap resides in The Netherlands where he continues to be winning.